Treat yourself to something sober.

WELCOME TO OUR SHOP!
WE DESIGNED THESE PIECES
WITH YOU IN MIND.


WE THINK BEING SOBER IS COOL,
AND SO SHOULD YOU.
đź’› - JES & KATE

TREAT YOURSELF TO SOMETHING SOBER.

Proceeds from our shop help us produce + run our podcast. We appreciate your support! 

SQUAD COLLECTION

  • Seltzer Squad Bubble-free stickers
    $3.00
    $3.00
  • Crop Sweatshirt
    $35.00
    $35.00
  • 01 SQUAD TEE
    $24.50
    $24.50
  • Simple Logo Racerback
    $22.50
    $22.50
  • Seltzer Squad Women's Crop Top
    Sold out
    $22.50
  • Zaddy Piped Fleece Jacket
    Sold out
    $47.00
  • Squad Beach Towel
    $35.00
    $35.00
  • Squadie Baseball Tee
    $23.00
    $23.00
  • Women's Racerback SQUADIE Tank
    Sold out
    $22.50

BADDIE COLLECTION

  • Baddie Racerback
    $22.50
    $22.50
  • Baddie Sticker
    $3.50
    $3.50
  • Slickest Racerback
    $24.00
    $24.00
  • Baddie Print
    $10.00
    $10.00
  • Slickest Crop Tee
    $22.50
    $22.50
  • Baddie Tote Bag
    $23.50
    $23.50
  • Baddie Backpack
    $44.50
    $44.50

BOUGIE COLLECTION

  • Bougie Tee
    Sold out
    $26.00
  • BE NICE Mood Mug
    Sold out
    $14.00
  • Bougie Sticker
    $3.50
    $3.50
  • BE NICE PRINT
    $10.00
    $10.00
  • Bougie Magic Mug
    Sold out
    $14.00
  • BOUGIE throw pillow
    $23.50
    $23.50
  • Bougie Backpack
    $44.50
    $44.50
  • Bougie Print
    $10.00
    $10.00
  • Bougie Tote
    $23.50
    $23.50

FORMER HOT MESS COLLECTION

  • Former Hot Mess Ladies' short sleeve t-shirt
    Sold out
    $22.50
  • Former Hot Mess Bubble-free stickers
    $3.00
    $3.00
  • Former Hot Mess Women's Racerback Tank
    $22.50
    $22.50
  • Former Hot Mess Tote bag
    $23.00
    $23.00

BABE COLLECTION

  • Sober Babe Bubble-free stickers
    $3.00
    $3.00
  • Sober Babe Women’s Crop Tee
    $22.50
    $22.50
  • Sober girl gang Bubble-free stickers
    $3.00
    $3.00
  • Sober Babe Women's Racerback Tank
    $22.50
    $22.50
  • Booze Free Women's Racerback Tank
    $22.50
    $22.50
  • Booze Free Women’s Crop Tee
    $22.50
    $22.50
  • Sober Babe Ladies' short sleeve t-shirt
    Sold out
    $22.50
  • Booze Free Ladies' short sleeve t-shirt
    Sold out
    $22.50
  • Girl Gang Ladies' short sleeve t-shirt
    Sold out
    $22.50
  • Girl Gang Women's Racerback Tank
    $22.50
    $22.50
  • Girl Gang Women’s Crop Tee
    $22.50
    $22.50